how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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