if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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