his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Randomize
