i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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