I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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