He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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