just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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