I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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