She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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