Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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