One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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