Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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