I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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