he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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