What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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