I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
The air was thick with penises
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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