Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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