My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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