I want to stick my p in your. b.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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