She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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