Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Just pee around me
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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