Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
vagina is talking i cant
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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