I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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