How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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