So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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