I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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