the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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