North Korea, Best Korea!
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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