You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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