just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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