i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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