I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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