Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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