If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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