Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
FUCK WHALES
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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