did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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