You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Randomize
