she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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