He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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