do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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