Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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