remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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