you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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