I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
