you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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