Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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