im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
