This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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