How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
His nipple licking is glorious
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