I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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